A Few of My Truths:A Response to Kyle Carrozza

My name is Samantha Noel. I was born in Red Bank, New Jersey. I moved to Pennsylvania. My name is Sam.

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Her Father was adopted. When everyone shared their nationalities in elementary school, mostly German, she never knew what to say. Her Mother was mostly Italian so she would always say that even though it was not the full truth. She was upset she didn’t know.

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guido – a derogatory term for an Italian-American once again made popular by MTV’s Jersey Shore.

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She would have fist pumped at the party but she didn’t want to perpetuate the stereotype. All of her friends danced as they liked and thought she should have too.

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While planning her return she contemplated whether or not she would need a translator. It was New Jersey, after all, and she would want to talk to her Mother.

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Her Mother told her to respond, “I am an American, what are you?” Her Mother also still used the word groovy.

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Her friends were offended she held back on the dance floor.

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I just met him. He was born in South Korea but adopted by a family in the United States. He told me all about talking muffins. He loved talking muffins. Was fascinated with talking muffins.

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The setup and the punchline: New Jersey.

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I dreamed I was an elephant. I was eating an ice cream cone with rainbow sprinkles. I did not know elephants liked ice cream or where my human form had gone. The sprinkles dripped to the ground—I couldn’t eat them fast enough. So there I was.